Crunches aren’t doing it. Hours of cardio can’t cut it. Even our trusty index finger is useless ever since we lost our gag reflex.
So what’s a 9.5 got to do to become a 10?
For the first time in Dallas, Luxury on Lovers is debuting the one machine more likely to change your life than Rosie on The Jetsons. It’s called the VIP Lipo Line and looks like a high-tech gas pump.
But don’t be fooled. It may appear to be a technological marvel of metal, mirrors and computer chips, but it’s not. It’s made of magic. 100% pure, free-range, leprechaun-lovin’ magic.
So we know you’re probably wondering why we think this is so great. Well, Luxury on Lovers treated us to three sessions of the procedures in various combinations to prove how effective it really is. After three sessions spread out over three days (with one rest day in between), we lost a total of five pounds and four-and-a-half inches in our belly.
It truly is the most amazing procedure we’ve ever experienced in a spa."